"Waiting for the Big Beautiful Obituary" - Graphic T-Shirt

An anatomical heart, steady and exposed, with a pulse line running through it, because what's at stake is real, living and human. This shirt is a darkly satirical response to "big beautiful" promises that land like wrecking balls on hard working people, families and the most vulnerable among us. It's quietly savage humor, is for those who pay attention, who understand policy has consequences and who refuse to pretend otherwise. Not loud. Not polite. Just Honest. Bold message. Sharp wit. Zero illusions. Policy is personal, sarcasm is how we survive. 

A soft, sturdy cotton tee with a quiet, provocative design that reads “Waiting for the big beautiful obituary.” The tiny, centered print and subtle red ink give it a low-key, darkly humorous vibe that speaks to people who favor ironic, anti-mainstream statements. Wear it to late-night shows, underground art openings, or while hanging out with friends who appreciate dry humor — it settles into daily life without shouting. The medium-weight fabric drapes comfortably, the crew neck keeps the silhouette classic, and the tubular knit means a clean, smooth side profile. It feels lived-in from the first wear and holds up through repeated laundering, so the message stays crisp.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTF printing for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main print—crisp, detailed artwork
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical US cotton sourcing

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat